Silent House

Silent House

Elizabeth “Lizzy” Olsen’s second leading role comes in this low-budget remake of an Uruguayan horror film made all the way back in, get this, 2010. Which begs the question: How long until an American remake is green lit before the original version has even been made? At the helm are […]

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Nazis at the Center of the Earth

Nazis at the Center of the Earth

*Please watch the film before reading this review. It’s too insane not to spoil some of the finer points. It’s nice to finally find out what really happened to the Nazis after WWII. Sure, indisputable facts are one thing, but only rubes believe in those. Thanks to The Asylum, the […]

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The Cabin In The Woods

The Cabin In The Woods

Spoilers be damned. You may proceed without worry. But you should see the flick before reading ANY reviews. It’s not often that a movie comes along and redefines a genre, but that’s exactly what The Cabin in the Woods has done. And its done so with a level of cleverness, […]

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BloodRayne

BloodRayne

It just so happens that as of my completion of this review I will have only 30 films left to watch and review in this year long project. Yes, folks, this time-vampire of a project is almost over. I will still review movies, but I think I will focus on […]

4 years ago 0 Read More
The Cabin In The Woods

The Cabin In The Woods

Spoilers be damned. You may proceed without worry. But you should see the flick before reading ANY reviews. It’s not often that a movie comes along and redefines a genre, but that’s exactly what The Cabin in the Woods has done. And its done so with a level of cleverness, […]

2 years ago 7 Read More
Braindead (Dead Alive)

Braindead (Dead Alive)

The goriest movie of all time also happens to be one of the most inventive and hilarious splatter comedies of all time. And that is most certainly a good thing. Peter Jackson’s period piece of epic epicness has no equal. It’s the movie that gore hounds all over just like […]

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Monster Dog

Monster Dog

Alice Cooper stretches the boundaries of how far an actor is willing to go for a role by playing a rock star. The guy is a true acting marvel. He really nails aloof moron who can’t act, just like you would expect from a rock star. Alright, the plot centers […]

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List-O-Mania

Top 10 Horror Movies of 2012 (So Far….)

Top 10 Horror Movies of 2012 (So Far….)

First, some thoughts on some films that didn’t make my top 10. The ironic faux Grindhouse flicks are still as popular as ever. While Dear God No! (Feb 23rd) was a dud, Father’s Day‘s (Jan 13th) third act blew my pants off (in a good way) – even with its unevenness and obsession with […]

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Night Flier, Graveyard Shift, It

Night Flier, Graveyard Shift, It

Three mini reviews, which are part of my 60 days of Stephen King summer movie project. The Night Flier The best and worst feature of this film is how difficult it is to categorize. On one hand it’s about a sleazy journalist (think National Enquirer, TMZ) trying to stay on […]

Carrie

Carrie

I’m not entirely sure I’d ever seen this flick uncut until tonight. It’s one of those that has been on cable constantly and so popular in modern culture that the original version was never high on my list. Moral of that story is that I was shocked a bit by […]

60 Days of Stephen King Movies

60 Days of Stephen King Movies

I’ve been woefully absent from this blog in recent months. And while the reason is good (my other blog is growing like crazy), I wanted to do another fun horror centric project this summer. As some of you may know this blog originally started when I decided to watch and review […]

Top 10 Horror Movies of 2012 (So Far….)

Top 10 Horror Movies of 2012 (So Far….)

First, some thoughts on some films that didn’t make my top 10. The ironic faux Grindhouse flicks are still as popular as ever. While Dear God No! (Feb 23rd) was a dud, Father’s Day‘s (Jan 13th) third act blew my pants off (in a good way) – even with its unevenness and obsession with […]

Nazis at the Center of the Earth

Nazis at the Center of the Earth

*Please watch the film before reading this review. It’s too insane not to spoil some of the finer points. It’s nice to finally find out what really happened to the Nazis after WWII. Sure, indisputable facts are one thing, but only rubes believe in those. Thanks to The Asylum, the […]