Elizabeth “Lizzy” Olsen’s second leading role comes in this low-budget remake of an Uruguayan horror film made all the way back in, get this, 2010. Which begs the question: How long until an American remake is green lit before the original version has even been made? At the helm are [...]
*Please watch the film before reading this review. It’s too insane not to spoil some of the finer points. It’s nice to finally find out what really happened to the Nazis after WWII. Sure, indisputable facts are one thing, but only rubes believe in those. Thanks to The Asylum, the [...]
Spoilers be damned. You may proceed without worry. But you should see the flick before reading ANY reviews. It’s not often that a movie comes along and redefines a genre, but that’s exactly what The Cabin in the Woods has done. And its done so with a level of cleverness, [...]
It just so happens that as of my completion of this review I will have only 30 films left to watch and review in this year long project. Yes, folks, this time-vampire of a project is almost over. I will still review movies, but I think I will focus on [...]
Spoilers be damned. You may proceed without worry. But you should see the flick before reading ANY reviews. It’s not often that a movie comes along and redefines a genre, but that’s exactly what The Cabin in the Woods has done. And its done so with a level of cleverness, [...]
The goriest movie of all time also happens to be one of the most inventive and hilarious splatter comedies of all time. And that is most certainly a good thing. Peter Jackson’s period piece of epic epicness has no equal. It’s the movie that gore hounds all over just like [...]
Alice Cooper stretches the boundaries of how far an actor is willing to go for a role by playing a rock star. The guy is a true acting marvel. He really nails aloof moron who can’t act, just like you would expect from a rock star. Alright, the plot centers [...]
First, some thoughts on some films that didn’t make my top 10. The ironic faux Grindhouse flicks are still as popular as ever. While Dear God No! (Feb 23rd) was a dud, Father’s Day‘s (Jan 13th) third act blew my pants off (in a good way) – even with its unevenness and obsession with [...]
First, some thoughts on some films that didn’t make my top 10. The ironic faux Grindhouse flicks are still as popular as ever. While Dear God No! (Feb 23rd) was a dud, Father’s Day‘s (Jan 13th) third act blew my pants off (in a good way) – even with its unevenness and obsession with [...]
*Please watch the film before reading this review. It’s too insane not to spoil some of the finer points. It’s nice to finally find out what really happened to the Nazis after WWII. Sure, indisputable facts are one thing, but only rubes believe in those. Thanks to The Asylum, the [...]
It’s only mid-April, but Wicker Tree is my clear front runner for worst movie of the year. So, congrats, Wicker Tree. You suck something fierce. It’s a little mind-boggling that Robin Hardy, writer/director of the original Wicker Man, decided to create a companion for his legendary film. Maybe Nic Cage [...]
I was curious about how the Twitterverse would react once the Friday night teenage population feasted their eyes on a Drew Goddard’s meta deconstructionist horror comedy masterpiece. Collected below are a selection of tweets which prove, without reasonable doubt, that Jersey Shore has ruined our once great country. Be careful. [...]
Spoilers be damned. You may proceed without worry. But you should see the flick before reading ANY reviews. It’s not often that a movie comes along and redefines a genre, but that’s exactly what The Cabin in the Woods has done. And its done so with a level of cleverness, [...]
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