Summer’s Moon

July 4, 2010 9:38 am 0 comments , ,

The only good thing about Twilight

I am not sure this movie would have been so terrible if the producer hadn’t opted to blatantly try to cash in on Ashley Greene’s connection to the Twilight franchise.

I mean, it’s one thing to advertise that you scored an actress from a major movie; but it’s an entirely different thing to change the name of the film (Summer’s Blood to Summer’s Moon), the title font to match the other movie, and throw in characters with thinly veiled names (Twila).

Anyway, in the honor of the target audience for this film I will write this review in my best Twihard speak. I sincerely apologize to the rest of the world.

Oh ma gawd! Can you believe Ashley Greene!?! This movie was sooooo twisted! Who was that guy? He was hot, not Edward hot, but still HAWT! I would totally have slept with him too. Well, I don’t know, he does sleep with his Mom. That is kinda weird, like, I couldn’t believe it. GROSS!

BTW, I am so sick of Twilight haters! I mean c’mon. If you hate on Twilight it just means you are a closest Twihard!

Then that one part, you know, when the Dad comes back. I thought that guy was a total creeper. I think he was into killing hookers too. Scary!

Random comment – Can you get pregnant from having sex in a hot tub? I might have, I don’t know! How nuts, huh? OMG!

So, I think this movie was about overcoming obstacles. Like, when I was in 9th grade and I talked my way out of a tardy that Mr. Roberts was going to give me. Ashley’s situation was kind the same. We are so alike! She got kidnapped by a hot guy and then had to try and talk her way out of it. Crazy!

I won’t ruin it for you but the end is messed up! Ashley is my fave girl! So totally awesome that she is taking on other roles. You go girl!

PS. I feel stupider haven written the above words. Also, this movie is seriously terrible.

Snore Factor: ZZZZZ

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