Oh whoopeee! Jason goes to space. This movie sucks harder than something that sucks really hard. Like, I don’t know, a Hoover or black holes. There always comes a time in a franchise’s life when launching the titular vicious killer into the 25th century seems like such an awesome idea. The reality is, the guy who comes up with that idea should be gang raped by a gaggle of Silverback apes.
So maybe you caught on that I am not a fan of this film. You would be right. Anyway, here is today’s chart.