Dark Tower

Dark Tower

I am going to spoiler the sh*t out of this movie because it sucks. You are warned. In the annals of buildings attacking people, this one has to rank as one of the worst (The Lift, Poltergiest III, Demons 2). This movie has one thing going for it and that [...]

Man-Thing

Man-Thing

After watching Swamp Thing last night it was time for his brother from another comic book mother – Man-Thing. This one was directed by Brett Leonard, the guy who brought the world the light years ahead of its time Lawnmower Man and a host of visual effects breakthroughs over the [...]

Swamp Thing

Swamp Thing

Time for a little fun with comic book characters. First up, the Wes Craven directed DC comic inspired Swamp Thing followed by a look at the Marvel comic inspired Man-Thing, which is basically the same character made by a competing studio. (Nerd note: I no nothing about comics so I [...]

The Roommate

The Roommate

It’s of importance to note that the target audience for this movie is teenage girls who watch the CW and judge each other by what hot guy team they drool over. It’s not meant to be taken seriously by adults with brains. Young Sara (Minka Kelly) is a fish out [...]

The Return of Count Yorga

The Return of Count Yorga

Sequel time! Something I don’t do a whole lot of. There are just too many films to watch. And I am down to just over 35 films left, but I really enjoyed the campy Robert Quarry running down a hallway with his arms open attacking people in the original film. Also, I am [...]