Articles by: Micah

The Asylum’s contributions to film will undoubtedly be recognized by Earth’s future overlords as the most important thing humans ever did. Titanic 2 only reinforces the studio’s overall brilliance. We open on an ice-shelf surfer. What is ice-shelf surfing you ask? It’s what surfers who are too extreme for regular [...]

All found footage horror flicks are the same, right? Well, that statement is mostly true, but Evidence does its best to place itself on the high end of the bonkers scale within the cinéma-vérité world. The thing is, you have to get past the first 35 minutes or so before the [...]

A few hundred years after nuclear war devastated the earth a biker gang emerges from the safety of underground to once again live on the surface and do biker gang things like sport spiked-leather headbands and collect other various leather accouterments. Rats is the kind of movie that is amazing [...]

Last night I sat down with my buddy Mr. Jameson and a pile of  DVDs full of Leprachauny goodness. I used St. Patrick’s Day as my excuse to drink alone and justified the whole thing as a “job”, which is one of the benefits of operating a movie review site. [...]

Despite not being released to a wide majority of the world, Battle Royale has garnered almost as many hyperbolic statements as cult fans. Thanks to Anchor Bay, those heavenly bastards of home video, a U.S. Blu-Ray release is finally a reality (maybe some love to The Hunger Games too). Regardless [...]