Final Destination 5 or How I Learned That I No Longer Give a Sh*t About Death’s Design

Final Destination 5 or How I Learned That I No Longer Give a Sh*t About Death’s Design

I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase before. It goes something like, “If you’ve seen one film involving a surplus of loose load bearing screws and kids in their early 20’s about to get murked by insanely complicated coincidences, you’ve seen them all.” The latest “Final Destination” entry proves that making […]

Piranha 3D

Piranha 3D

It always makes me laugh when I read reviews on a movie and a reviewer says, “Make no mistake, this movie won’t be confused for Schindler’s List.” No shit, Sherlock.  A movie about a bunch of Piranha eating scantily clothed large breasted women during spring break won’t be like Schindler’s […]

The Creeps 3D

The Creeps 3D

This movie sat on my shelf for about 5 years before watching it today. It probably should have stayed there. This movie does not have a single redeeming moment. Not a one. Zero. Zilch. Zip. It’s politically incorrect, sexist, poorly acted, poorly written, yet remains fun to watch. Yes. You […]

House of Wax 3D

House of Wax 3D

Don’t mess with gentle, caring, yet slightly off-balance sculpting artists. You may cause one of them to snap and begin murdering everyone in sight. House of Wax relates the story of one of those cases. House of Wax stars Vincent Price in a role that cemented him as a horror […]

Flesh for Frankenstein 3D

Flesh for Frankenstein 3D

Flesh for Frankenstein is a helluva bizarre film. The movie pretty much has it all and then some. And by some, I mean a lot of some. Incredible amounts of gore, blood, sex, necrophilia, and incest permeate the 3D backdrop of this Andy Warhol produced film. This is most certainly […]