Creature

Creature

(Note: This review will be laced with spoilers) To call Creature bad would not be fair. It’s stupendously, stunningly, staggeringly bad. BAD. That said, it’s hilarious (albeit for all the wrong reasons) and destined to be every bit as Cult as Birdemic, Manos or Troll 2. But unlike the others, Creature [...]

The Reef

The Reef

Man are there a lot of sh*t-tastic shark movies out there. What is it about the sub-genre that keeps the movies coming? Is it the fear of the unknown? Is the “Jaws” factor still going strong after all these years? The good news, “The Reef” is a simple, yet effectively [...]

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Honestly, I don’t even remember seeing a trailer, poster or anything else for this new take on an old classic. This is most likely because my brain put a near impenetrable mental block on retaining any information about Ape movies after the debacle involving Marky Mark and Aperaham Lincoln. In [...]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror

Birdemic: Shock and Terror

Every once in a while I come across a movie that mystifies and mesmerizes. A movie so bad that words could never do it justice. Birdemic: Shock and Terror is such a film. By now you’ve probably heard of James Nyugen’s epic of epicness and it’s meteoric rise to cult [...]

Rawhead Rex

Rawhead Rex

Rawhead Rex, like the honey badger, doesn’t give a sh*t. And just like Twisted Sister he will barge into your house and break your stuff with little regard to what your mother thinks. Then for giggles he will stare you down with his demonic glowing red eyes, while exhaling smoke, [...]