Rats: Night of Terror

Rats: Night of Terror

A few hundred years after nuclear war devastated the earth a biker gang emerges from the safety of underground to once again live on the surface and do biker gang things like sport spiked-leather headbands and collect other various leather accouterments. Rats is the kind of movie that is amazing […]

I Got Drunk and Marathoned the Leprechaun Movies

I Got Drunk and Marathoned the Leprechaun Movies

Last night I sat down with my buddy Mr. Jameson and a pile of  DVDs full of Leprachauny goodness. I used St. Patrick’s Day as my excuse to drink alone and justified the whole thing as a “job”, which is one of the benefits of operating a movie review site. […]

Creature

Creature

(Note: This review will be laced with spoilers) To call Creature bad would not be fair. It’s stupendously, stunningly, staggeringly bad. BAD. That said, it’s hilarious (albeit for all the wrong reasons) and destined to be every bit as Cult as Birdemic, Manos or Troll 2. But unlike the others, Creature […]

The Reef

The Reef

Man are there a lot of sh*t-tastic shark movies out there. What is it about the sub-genre that keeps the movies coming? Is it the fear of the unknown? Is the “Jaws” factor still going strong after all these years? The good news, “The Reef” is a simple, yet effectively […]

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Honestly, I don’t even remember seeing a trailer, poster or anything else for this new take on an old classic. This is most likely because my brain put a near impenetrable mental block on retaining any information about Ape movies after the debacle involving Marky Mark and Aperaham Lincoln. In […]