The Falling

The Falling

Not everything made in the ‘80s was radical. The Falling is such a film. Overall the film is rather terrible, but is so in an almost fun to watch way. It’s the kind of thing that makes for good viewing when you want to turn your brain off for about [...]

The Manitou

The Manitou

The description of the film read as follows, “When Karen tries to have a tumor removed from her neck, she discovers it’s actually the deformed fetus of an ancient Native American shaman ready to be reincarnated.” Upon reading that, I canceled my plans for the evening, shut off my phone, [...]

Zombie Lake

Zombie Lake

Some call this the worst zombie film ever, but I am certain that it is one of the best. And without question Zombie Lake is the greatest thing to make into the weird world of aquatic Nazi zombie movies featuring full frontal female nudity and large quantities of green face [...]

The Haunting of Molly Hartley

The Haunting of Molly Hartley

Remember how I said good things about PG-13 horror movies yesterday? I take it back, well at least a good portion of it. I do this because of the massive pile of suck The Haunting of Molly Hartley manages to be. I mean, really? This movie is one crappy clichéd [...]

Scarecrows

Scarecrows

Remember this one? It’s the one whose VHS box scared this piss out of you as a kid wandering the aisles of Blockbuster. Well, at least it did to me. I literally had nightmares about the titular scarecrows – years before I ever saw the film. Low and behold Netflix [...]