Creature
(Note: This review will be laced with spoilers) To call Creature bad would not be fair. It’s stupendously, stunningly, staggeringly bad. BAD. That said, it’s hilarious (albeit for all the wrong reasons) and destined to be every bit as Cult as Birdemic, Manos or Troll 2. But unlike the others, Creature [...]
Red State
Boiled down, Kevin Smith’s latest movie is a curb stomping (rightfully deserved) of the Westboro Baptist idiots and their leader Fred Phelps topped with bits of horror and action movie flavorings. The one thing you need to know about this movie more than anything else is while Kevin Smith wrote [...]
Final Destination 5 or How I Learned That I No Longer Give a Sh*t About Death’s Design
I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase before. It goes something like, “If you’ve seen one film involving a surplus of loose load bearing screws and kids in their early 20’s about to get murked by insanely complicated coincidences, you’ve seen them all.” The latest “Final Destination” entry proves that making [...]



