Silent House

Silent House

Elizabeth “Lizzy” Olsen’s second leading role comes in this low-budget remake of an Uruguayan horror film made all the way back in, get this, 2010. Which begs the question: How long until an American remake is green lit before the original version has even been made? At the helm are […]

The Innkeepers

The Innkeepers

Ti West (or as my friend calls him T.I. West) burst onto the scene with his terrific throwback feature House of the Devil a couple of years ago. So convincingly early ’80s was HoD that there was legitimate wonder if it was a long-lost film unearthed from a vault. As a […]

Insidious

Insidious

Insidious is a well done homage to the classic haunted house horror films of the ‘70s and ‘80s. And it’s undeniably one of the most jump inducing and unsettling horror movies released in years and years (the next closest would be last year’s Paranormal Activity 2). I kid you not. […]

The Orphanage

The Orphanage

A ghost story. A simple one at that. The Orphanage may be just another haunting story, but it’s one that, like the best of the bunch, manages to forego cheap thrills and dig into the inner core of human emotion. Produced by Guillermo del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth, Cronos), this Spanish […]

Dark Tower

Dark Tower

I am going to spoiler the sh*t out of this movie because it sucks. You are warned. In the annals of buildings attacking people, this one has to rank as one of the worst (The Lift, Poltergiest III, Demons 2). This movie has one thing going for it and that […]