Beware! Children at Play

Beware! Children at Play

Carrying over the bad taste from last night I decided to watch a movie that, like a lot of movies I watch, has no equal. (Spoilers throughout from here on) This one has no equal in the amount of kids that are brutally massacred with pitchforks and assorted people mob […]

Village of the Damned (1995)

Village of the Damned (1995)

Once upon a time there was a director. His name was John Carpenter. He was totally awesome. He made movies that were more awesomer than most. Classics like Halloween, The Fog, Escape From New York and They Live. He’s good and makes good movies. He also makes amazing music for […]

Orphan

Orphan

I’m not a big fan of reviewing movies that everyone on earth has seen, or in the case of Orphan, at least heard about. But this movie deserves a special place in annals of batsh*t crazy movies that M. Night Shyamalan wish he would have thought of first. And after […]

Case 39

Case 39

Today’s foray into horror cinema is a little yarn starring Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper. Imagine my excitement! But having a couple recognizable actors served a purpose in my overall scheme. See, I was watching this movie with a friend who isn’t a big fan of horror. Before ruining her […]

Grace

Grace

Let’s keep the Adam Green train rolling with a flick he produced tonight. Grace is a film in the same vein as Larry Cohen’s classic ‘70s killer baby film – It’s Alive. And who doesn’t love a good killer baby flick? Instead of placing the emphasis on the kills and […]