Nazis at the Center of the Earth

Nazis at the Center of the Earth

*Please watch the film before reading this review. It’s too insane not to spoil some of the finer points. It’s nice to finally find out what really happened to the Nazis after WWII. Sure, indisputable facts are one thing, but only rubes believe in those. Thanks to The Asylum, the [...]

Red State

Red State

Boiled down, Kevin Smith’s latest movie is a curb stomping (rightfully deserved) of the Westboro Baptist idiots and their leader Fred Phelps topped with bits of horror and action movie flavorings. The one thing you need to know about this movie more than anything else is while Kevin Smith wrote [...]

Motel Hell

Motel Hell

Sorry everyone for being late on these last few reviews. Crazy amount of work, travel, weddings, parties and other bullsh*t have kept me from having time to write. The good news, at least I think it is, I still am watching a movie a day so it’s just a matter [...]

Pandorum

Pandorum

Best Buy lured me into today’s film with a sub ten dollar price tag for the Blu-ray edition. Basically, I will buy any Blu-ray under ten bucks and nothing over it. Meaning my collection mostly consists of movies no one in their right mind should watch. So, when an opportunity [...]

Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde

Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde

Every story needs updated (right?) and Hammer Studios was just the group to turn the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde formula upside down. Along the way they added in Jack the Ripper and the famous grave robbers Burke and Hare (their tale was recently made into a flick starring Simon [...]