Wishmaster is a film with a fantastic concept and an excellent villain that suffers from poor editing. But as far as the ’90s horror goes this is one of my biggest guilty pleasures. Andrew Divoff in the titular role is one of the wisest crackin’ and scariest horror icons from [...]

Sorry everyone for being late on these last few reviews. Crazy amount of work, travel, weddings, parties and other bullsh*t have kept me from having time to write. The good news, at least I think it is, I still am watching a movie a day so it’s just a matter [...]

I said I was going to watch more films that I love during the last few weeks of this project. And this one is a perfect example. First, this is the best horror film that features Norm from Cheers. It also features the lead character wearing one of the dumbest [...]

Okay. There’s a green gargantua and a brown one. They are giant monster brothers. The green one subsists entirely on humans – eating them like Pez. The other is the vegetarian and a diplomat. The Japensese army wants them both dead. But the Japanese army is as terribly ineffective as [...]

Writer’s confession: I’ve wanted to marry Christine Taylor for some time now. Anyone remember her as the Lifeguard from Hey Dude back in Nickelodeon’s heyday? Anyway, as soon as the Ben Stiller thing blows over I am gonna make my run at her heart. That said, I’d rather be locked [...]