It’s only mid-April, but Wicker Tree is my clear front runner for worst movie of the year. So, congrats, Wicker Tree. You suck something fierce. It’s a little mind-boggling that Robin Hardy, writer/director of the original Wicker Man, decided to create a companion for his legendary film. Maybe Nic Cage [...]

I was curious about how the Twitterverse would react once the Friday night teenage population feasted their eyes on a Drew Goddard’s meta deconstructionist horror comedy masterpiece. Collected below are a selection of tweets which prove, without reasonable doubt, that Jersey Shore has ruined our once great country. Be careful. [...]

Spoilers be damned. You may proceed without worry. But you should see the flick before reading ANY reviews. It’s not often that a movie comes along and redefines a genre, but that’s exactly what The Cabin in the Woods has done. And its done so with a level of cleverness, [...]

The Asylum’s contributions to film will undoubtedly be recognized by Earth’s future overlords as the most important thing humans ever did. Titanic 2 only reinforces the studio’s overall brilliance. We open on an ice-shelf surfer. What is ice-shelf surfing you ask? It’s what surfers who are too extreme for regular [...]

All found footage horror flicks are the same, right? Well, that statement is mostly true, but Evidence does its best to place itself on the high end of the bonkers scale within the cinéma-vérité world. The thing is, you have to get past the first 35 minutes or so before the [...]