Rats: Night of Terror

Rats: Night of Terror

A few hundred years after nuclear war devastated the earth a biker gang emerges from the safety of underground to once again live on the surface and do biker gang things like sport spiked-leather headbands and collect other various leather accouterments. Rats is the kind of movie that is amazing [...]

I Got Drunk and Marathoned the Leprechaun Movies

I Got Drunk and Marathoned the Leprechaun Movies

Last night I sat down with my buddy Mr. Jameson and a pile of  DVDs full of Leprachauny goodness. I used St. Patrick’s Day as my excuse to drink alone and justified the whole thing as a “job”, which is one of the benefits of operating a movie review site. [...]

Battle Royale (Blu-Ray)

Battle Royale (Blu-Ray)

Despite not being released to a wide majority of the world, Battle Royale has garnered almost as many hyperbolic statements as cult fans. Thanks to Anchor Bay, those heavenly bastards of home video, a U.S. Blu-Ray release is finally a reality (maybe some love to The Hunger Games too). Regardless [...]

Silent House

Silent House

Elizabeth “Lizzy” Olsen’s second leading role comes in this low-budget remake of an Uruguayan horror film made all the way back in, get this, 2010. Which begs the question: How long until an American remake is green lit before the original version has even been made? At the helm are [...]

Father’s Day

Father’s Day

Father’s Day is a film that is best watched as drunk and as high as Richard Pryor in the ’80s. That’s more of a requirement than a suggestion by the way. Troma’s latest film is every bit as juvenile and trashy as you’d expect from Lloyd Kaufman and crew. Let’s [...]