Vampyres

Vampyres

Another sexy female vampire movie has been watched for this project. I like to think that every time someone watches a sleazy vampire flick a Twilight fan gets punched in the face. Vampyres is centered on two lesbians who also happen to be vampires. They travel around rural areas and [...]

The Resurrected

The Resurrected

Tonight’s review is going to be a little short. I am traveling across the country for work and lost a few hours headin’ east, but managed (of course) to catch a flick before taking off. Good thing because something awesome happened on the plane ride. But before I get into [...]

Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter

Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter

Today’s film hails from the vast canon of Hammer films. I am going to watching a bunch of films from the UK’s most famous studio over the next couple weeks. Get ready for it. Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter is not about a time-traveling sea Captain that kills vampires, which was [...]

Evil Dead 2 / How I Spent My Halloween

Evil Dead 2 / How I Spent My Halloween

Instead of a normal review, today, being the most hallowed of days, I am just writing up the story of my evening. Don’t read this unless you are bored. kthanks. I had an unplanned, unscripted, run in with my favorite horror movie of all time today. Well, actually it was [...]

Trick ‘r Treat

Trick ‘r Treat

Let’s talk anthologies. Specifically, horror anthology films. They are a rare bunch all things considered. Prior to 2009 the list went something like this: Creepshow (widely considered the best), Twilight Zone: The Movie, Trilogy of Terror, Tales from the Crypt, Body Bags and maybe Black Sabbath. Those are pretty much [...]