My Soul To Take

My Soul To Take

Wes Craven’s return to filmmaking last year has mostly been panned by fans and critics. And so, based on what I had heard going into the film, I was fully prepared to be crapped on by one of the horror greats who has seemingly lost his touch. I guess the […]

Piranha 3D

Piranha 3D

It always makes me laugh when I read reviews on a movie and a reviewer says, “Make no mistake, this movie won’t be confused for Schindler’s List.” No shit, Sherlock.  A movie about a bunch of Piranha eating scantily clothed large breasted women during spring break won’t be like Schindler’s […]

The Creeps 3D

The Creeps 3D

This movie sat on my shelf for about 5 years before watching it today. It probably should have stayed there. This movie does not have a single redeeming moment. Not a one. Zero. Zilch. Zip. It’s politically incorrect, sexist, poorly acted, poorly written, yet remains fun to watch. Yes. You […]

House of Wax 3D

House of Wax 3D

Don’t mess with gentle, caring, yet slightly off-balance sculpting artists. You may cause one of them to snap and begin murdering everyone in sight. House of Wax relates the story of one of those cases. House of Wax stars Vincent Price in a role that cemented him as a horror […]

My Bloody Valentine 3D

My Bloody Valentine 3D

The original has that je ne sais quoi that makes it a favorite of mine.  I only begrudgingly watch remakes but for 3D, I say what the hell. Right off the bat I’m enthused. Detective “Thrill Me” Cameron from Night of the Creeps plays the sheriff investigating a brutal murder in a […]