The Machine Girl

The Machine Girl

I love bat sh*t crazy movies. Therefore, I love The Machine Girl. Most of this movie must be seen to be believed. It’s the kind of film that words could never do justice, unless those words could spray gallons upon gallons of blood at the reader. Or if they could […]

Monster Dog

Monster Dog

Alice Cooper stretches the boundaries of how far an actor is willing to go for a role by playing a rock star. The guy is a true acting marvel. He really nails aloof moron who can’t act, just like you would expect from a rock star. Alright, the plot centers […]

Vampyres

Vampyres

Another sexy female vampire movie has been watched for this project. I like to think that every time someone watches a sleazy vampire flick a Twilight fan gets punched in the face. Vampyres is centered on two lesbians who also happen to be vampires. They travel around rural areas and […]

Night of the Demons 2

Night of the Demons 2

The sequel to Night of the Demons had a lot to live up to. The original was ripe with all the things that make good ‘80s cheesy horror. Luckily, part 2 delivers the gore and ups the comedy. It’s just as compelling and fun to watch. I personally like it […]

Night of the Demons (1988)

Night of the Demons (1988)

I got the idea to watch all three Night of the Demons films yesterday in preparation for the L.A. premiere of the remake. And then I went and saw I Spit on Your Grave in the two remaining hours of my day. What that means is I have a lot […]