Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy vs. Jason

After watching this film I have just a couple things to say. What happened? These guys used to be so scary, unfortunately Freddy vs. Jason is a hamball comedy. Worst of all? This movie made more money than almost the entire rest of the series. Shame on you everyone who […]

Jason X

Jason X

Oh whoopeee! Jason goes to space. This movie sucks harder than something that sucks really hard. Like, I don’t know, a Hoover or black holes. There always comes a time in a franchise’s life when launching the titular vicious killer into the 25th century seems like such an awesome idea. […]

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

I am still, after multiple viewings, not even sure how the hell this film got made. The only thing that makes sense is the guys in charge of the “Hellraiser” films had some major pull on this one. I say that because, this film in no way has anything to […]

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Part eight takes us to the New York, well actually the city of Vancouver, which looks as much like New York as Adriana Lima looks like the old gypsie lady in Drag Me to Hell. Essentially, this movie is one of the worst ones, but hey, at least a change of scenery. […]

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

This film could have easily been called Friday the 13th: Carrie vs. Jason and probably would have been if mash-ups were considered a good idea in the late 80′s. Can you imagine? Horror icon vs horror icon wouldn’t just be for obsessed fan boys (if you are reading this you […]