Santa Claws

Santa Claws

From the box on the DVD this film looks like a movie involving a killer Santa skeleton. All this movie delivers, though, is nipples. Lots and lots of nipples. This movie would have fit in nicely (did it at the time?) on Skinamax in the mid-‘90s back when it was […]

Don’t Open Till Christmas

Don’t Open Till Christmas

This ended up being the perfect movie to sleep through after Christmas morning with the family. Not all of it, mind you, but the vast majority of this movie was clearly designed to illicit sleep. The good parts, and there are quite a few, make this Christmas horror film worth […]

Jack Frost

Jack Frost

This film is one of my absolute favorite bad horror movies period. As a holiday-themed horror film it cracks my top two (Gremlins #1). This is the only Christmas horror flick that I can watch anytime of the year. In fact, I have watched it a couple times since this […]

Silent Night Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!

Silent Night Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!

Part three of this series accurately warns its potential viewers with the tagline: Better Watch Out! Yes, watching out for this movie is a good idea. Like if someone you know recommends viewing this movie, you should watch them get up off the floor after you punch them in face. […]

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

I managed to catch this flick this evening. Initial reaction: One of the best “Christmas” films I have seen in a looooong time. I have to jump on a plane and travel across the country here in a few. I will finish my review as soon as I can and […]