The Awakening

The Awakening

Charlton Heston is in this film for one hour and forty minutes. That is right at the limit of time I want to spend with most people that I like. Any further time spent is tedious and boring. Charlton Heston is not one of my favorite actors or people. Therefore, […]

Sleepwalkers

Sleepwalkers

Sleepwalkers is a movie about an incestuous shape-shifting mother/son duo who have nearly unlimited powers, their kryptonite being house cats. Seriously. This Stephen King penned film, directed by Mick Garris (Masters of Horror), includes a host of cameos including Stephen King, Tobe Hooper, Clive Barker, and John Landis. The cameos […]

Summer’s Moon

Summer’s Moon

I am not sure this movie would have been so terrible if the producer hadn’t opted to blatantly try to cash in on Ashley Greene’s connection to the Twilight franchise. I mean, it’s one thing to advertise that you scored an actress from a major movie; but it’s an entirely […]