Hollywood Is Dead Loves Romance?

Hollywood Is Dead Loves Romance?

Sweet! The dude responsible for some of the most boss movie poster parodies ever has made nine more for fans to feast their eyes on. One poster per day will be released starting February 2nd – 14th and all have a romance theme to fit the season. Consider me stoked. […]

Blades – Killer Lawn Mower

Blades – Killer Lawn Mower

Over the course of my life I have often entertained many a strange thought. One of which is why there aren’t more horror films about killer lawnmowers. Lawnmower Man sounded promising, but alas, ended up being more about computers and Pierce Brosnan wankery than lawn mowing death machines. Oh well, […]

Beware! The Blob

Beware! The Blob

Larry Hagman (I Dream of Jeanie, Dallas) directed this film and exactly zero others during his long and storied career in the entertainment industry.  A little context. Michael Bay and Uwe Boll have made over 40  terrible films combined with no end in site. How bad of a movie must […]