Silent Night Deadly Night

Silent Night Deadly Night

Another day closer to Christmas means another holiday horror themed movie for me to watch and write about. Hooray! Tonight I am starting the five (ugh) part franchise of Silent Night films. While I really enjoy the first film for what it is – a gore soaked slasher flick with […]

Tormented

Tormented

This supernatural-ghost-slasher-whodunit-flick hails from the UK. And it taught me something. High school kids in the UK are f*cking mean. Like really mean. Like kicking a puppy after it just got neutered mean. Tormented spins the tale of the popular crowd, the hot girl who gains entrance into the popular […]

The Burning

The Burning

I am still pretty wound up after watching the amazing Hatchet II, so for today’s review I wanted needed another slasher flick. I got to thinking about which slashers reminded me of Hatchet. I didn’t have to think long because right in my Netflix Instant queue was the perfect choice – […]

Hatchet

Hatchet

Two words. Victor Crowley. He would rip off the arms of Jason Voorhies (ironic, huh?) and use them to beat Freddy Krueger to a bloody pulp. Say hello to the world’s next slasher icon. I picked up a copy of Hatchet on Blu-ray tonight (and got it signed by director Adam […]

The Prowler

The Prowler

This is a big moment in the history of this blog. This is officially review #183. Upon breaking out my abacus and moving the little beads around one thing is clear. I know nothing about abacuses. But my calculator and best friend during math tests back in the day has […]