Nazis at the Center of the Earth

Nazis at the Center of the Earth

*Please watch the film before reading this review. It’s too insane not to spoil some of the finer points. It’s nice to finally find out what really happened to the Nazis after WWII. Sure, indisputable facts are one thing, but only rubes believe in those. Thanks to The Asylum, the […]

Titanic 2

Titanic 2

The Asylum’s contributions to film will undoubtedly be recognized by Earth’s future overlords as the most important thing humans ever did. Titanic 2 only reinforces the studio’s overall brilliance. We open on an ice-shelf surfer. What is ice-shelf surfing you ask? It’s what surfers who are too extreme for regular […]

Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid

Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid

Here’s another film from legendarily important production company The Asylum. They make the movies that other people have already made, but with smaller budgets and ‘80s pop stars. Some accuse them of blatantly ripping off ideas and others, according to the fan mail The Asylum has so graciously posted, claim […]

Evil Eyes

Evil Eyes

Honestly, I was hoping for a movie about a villain who is able to shoot glances at the heavies bringing him down with deadly repercussions. I actually wish this for about almost all the movies I watch though. However, Evil Eyes is not my much dreamed about film. Produced by […]