Father’s Day

Father’s Day

Father’s Day is a film that is best watched as drunk and as high as Richard Pryor in the ’80s. That’s more of a requirement than a suggestion by the way. Troma’s latest film is every bit as juvenile and trashy as you’d expect from Lloyd Kaufman and crew. Let’s […]

Beware! Children at Play

Beware! Children at Play

Carrying over the bad taste from last night I decided to watch a movie that, like a lot of movies I watch, has no equal. (Spoilers throughout from here on) This one has no equal in the amount of kids that are brutally massacred with pitchforks and assorted people mob […]

Blood Hook

Blood Hook

I intentionally watched this film today. In fact, I was very excited to watch this film because I thought it featured a giant fish that “fished” for humans. I was wrong. The official IMDB plot summary says, “…After a sufficient number of deaths, the killer is finally revealed.” That may […]

Blades – Killer Lawn Mower

Blades – Killer Lawn Mower

Over the course of my life I have often entertained many a strange thought. One of which is why there aren’t more horror films about killer lawnmowers. Lawnmower Man sounded promising, but alas, ended up being more about computers and Pierce Brosnan wankery than lawn mowing death machines. Oh well, […]

Evil Clutch

Evil Clutch

Evil Clutch is absolutely terrible. Not in a good kind of terrible. No, this is the kind of terrible that is all too frightening. What starts off as a rather promising story quickly turns into a dark moment for cinema, literally.  For most of the film the audience is left […]