Tweets That Are Incorrect About THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

Tweets That Are Incorrect About THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

I was curious about how the Twitterverse would react once the Friday night teenage population feasted their eyes on a Drew Goddard’s meta deconstructionist horror comedy masterpiece. Collected below are a selection of tweets which prove, without reasonable doubt, that Jersey Shore has ruined our once great country. Be careful. […]

Titanic 2

Titanic 2

The Asylum’s contributions to film will undoubtedly be recognized by Earth’s future overlords as the most important thing humans ever did. Titanic 2 only reinforces the studio’s overall brilliance. We open on an ice-shelf surfer. What is ice-shelf surfing you ask? It’s what surfers who are too extreme for regular […]

I, Vampire: Trilogy of Blood

I, Vampire: Trilogy of Blood

Alright, what is this? Day 241 of 365. I have found a new worse film of the project, by a mile. I feel if as my soul has been gang-raped by a gaggle of Silver BackĀ apes. I’m not kidding either. Run. Don’t walk away from viewing this garbage. This was […]